When Edward, Peter, Lucy and Susan each follow their own path, they end up finding themselves at Willy's Chocolate factory. Walking through a wardrobe, they discover the world of Gnarnia, which is ruled by the White Bitch. Meeting up with characters such as Harry Potter and Captain Jack Swallows, the newly reunited family must team up with Aslo, a wise-but-horny lion to stop the white bitch's army. Do you want to die already?
An amateur-hour game of Spot That Reference, intended for people who crack up simply at the mention of anything topical.
– Jim Ridley,
L.A. Weekly,
30 Jan 2007
rotten:
How can you make fun of such self-aware subjects as Borat or Johnny Depp's winkingly fey Jack Sparrow? Who hasn't already noticed Tom Hanks' bad Da Vinci Code hair? And really, is there anything left to say about Samuel L. Jackson and those snakes?
– Elizabeth Weitzman,
New York Daily News,
30 Jan 2007
rotten:
The makers of Epic Movie have just discovered the existence of urine, vomit and pimples, and declared them hilarious.
– Kyle Smith,
New York Post,
30 Jan 2007
fresh:
Despite all the scatological high jinks on display, most of the satire is affectionate rather than merciless.
– Owen Gleiberman,
Entertainment Weekly,
31 Jan 2007
rotten:
The gutter-brow auteurs who helped write the first Scary Movie and created Date Movie milk their lame sketch-comedy minds for yet another punishingly uninspired skewering of Hollywood hits.