Rotten
It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.
Rafer Guzman, Newsday
Vampires Suck
Some sagas just won't die.
2010 · 1h 22m · PG-13
Comedy, Fantasy
Directed by
Jason Friedberg
,
Aaron Seltzer
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Vampires Suck
Overview
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.
Director and cast
- Jason Friedberg Director
- Aaron Seltzer Director
- Jenn Proske as Becca Crane
- Matt Lanter as Edward
- Chris Riggi as Jacob White
- Diedrich Bader as Frank Crane
- Anneliese Van Der Pol as Jennifer
- Ken Jeong as Daro
- Arielle Kebbel as Rachel
- Kelsey Ledgin as Iris Sullen
- Emily Brobst as June
- Crista Flanagan as Eden
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
4%
Tomatometer
Rotten
All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.
Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News
Rotten
A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.
Tom Huddleston, Time Out
Rotten
This movie sucks more.
Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
Rotten
Below bottom-of-the-barrel.
Nick Schager, Time Out New York
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