0 Comments on Vampires Suck
Trending
Top
New
Vampires Suck
Some sagas just won't die.
Some sagas just won't die.
Comedy - 2010
3.5
4%
18
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues - all of which collide at the prom.
Vampires Suck
Wet Hot American Summer
(2001)
The setting is Camp Firewood, the year 1981. It's the last day before everyone goes back to the real world, but there's still a summer's worth of unfinished business to resolve. At the center of the action is camp director Beth, who struggles to keep order while she falls in love with the local astrophysics professor. He is busy trying...
Vampires Suck
Scary Movie
(2000)
A familiar-looking group of teenagers find themselves being stalked by a more-than-vaguely recognizable masked killer! As the victims begin to pile up and the laughs pile on, none of your favorite scary movies escape the razor-sharp satire of this outrageously funny parody!
Vampires Suck
Dracula: Dead and Loving It
(1995)
When a lawyer shows up at the vampire's doorstep, he falls prey to his charms and joins him in his search for fresh blood. Enter Professor Van Helsing, who may be the only one able to vanquish the Count.
Vampires Suck
Once Bitten
(1985)
Mark wants to lose his virginity, but his girlfriend wants to wait. Unfortunately for both of them, a 400-year-old vampire Countess needs to turn a virgin into a vampire before Halloween in order to preserve her own youthful appearance, and when she finds Mark, she turns his life upside-down.
Vampires Suck
The Big Finish
(2000)
Fed up with their college classmates' repeated attempts to make them feel like outsiders, Gary (Gary Moreline) and Tom (Tom Woodman) stage the ultimate act of rebellion by launching a strange series of practical jokes on the last day of fall term and capturing everything they do on camera. Neil, Lea and John Heather -- three-fourths of...

Details

Rated:
PG-13
Runtime:
82 min
Release date:
18 Aug 2010
Country:
US
Languages:
English, Spanish
Budget:
$20,000,000
Revenue:
$80,547,866
Awards:
7 nominations.

Top Critics Reviews

rotten:
Below bottom-of-the-barrel.
– Nick Schager,
Time Out New York,
23 Aug 2010
rotten:
This movie sucks more.
– Peter Travers,
Rolling Stone,
26 Aug 2010
rotten:
A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.
– Tom Huddleston,
Time Out,
13 Oct 2010
rotten:
All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.
– Elizabeth Weitzman,
New York Daily News,
3 Jun 2013
rotten:
It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.
– Rafer Guzman,
Newsday,
3 Jun 2013
See more...
Press esc to close