[Mocks] movies that were much funnier than this one.
– J. R. Jones,
Chicago Reader,
26 Dec 2006
rotten:
These are sight gags best appreciated with a blindfold.
– Desson Thomson,
Washington Post,
23 Feb 2006
fresh:
You have to be hungry for comedy that's salty and loud, that hits your palate with all the delicacy of hot grease. If you're in that mood, a handful of these jokes will likely be just what you crave.
– Owen Gleiberman,
Entertainment Weekly,
22 Feb 2006
rotten:
This crass drag of a dud at best manages to elicit just a couple of half-hearted chuckles over the course of its 80-minute allotment.
– Michael Rechtshaffen,
Hollywood Reporter,
22 Feb 2006
rotten:
It's kind of amazing that a joke-a-second comedy like Date Movie doesn't contain a single laugh, but what's there has been so thoroughly focus-grouped and market-tested that no joy escapes the vacuum.