Rotten
The result in Meet the Spartans is less classic Mel Brooks than middling Best Week Ever.
Clark Collis, Entertainment Weekly
Meet the Spartans
The bigger the hit, the harder they fall.
2008 · 1h 24m · PG-13
Comedy, Fantasy
Directed by
Jason Friedberg
,
Aaron Seltzer
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Meet the Spartans
Overview
The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!
Director and cast
- Jason Friedberg Director
- Aaron Seltzer Director
- Travis Van Winkle as Sonio
- Sean Maguire as Leonidas
- Carmen Electra as Königin Margo
- Ken Davitian as Xerxes
- Kevin Sorbo as Hauptmann
- Diedrich Bader as Traitoro
- Method Man as Persian Emissary
- Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
- Lauren Walsh as Pretty Girl
- Tiffany Haddish Cast
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
2%
Tomatometer
Rotten
This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a 'movie' and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.
Josh Levin, Slate
Rotten
I'm moving to Europe.
Aaron Hillis, Village Voice
Rotten
It's so bad even Carmen Electra should be embarrassed.
Adam Graham, Detroit News
Rotten
It's a MADtv or Saturday Night Live sketch dressed up in feature-length clothing. It's way too much of an OK thing. And the way-too-much-ness goes on and on.
Mark Feeney, Boston Globe
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