Rotten
Its lunacy is well staged and fast-paced. Too bad the movie's premise is so lame that the nimbler moments can't redeem it.
Mark Jenkins, Washington Post
You May Not Kiss the Bride
Till honeymoon do us part
2011 · 1h 37m · PG-13
Action, Comedy, Crime, Romance
Directed by
Rob Hedden
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You May Not Kiss the Bride
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Bryan, an unassuming pet photographer has action and adventure thrust upon him when he is forced to wed Masha, a Croatian crime lord's daughter, and she is subsequently kidnapped while on their honeymoon in a tropical paradise.
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Rotten
The plotting just ends up feeling like a lot of business, ideas meant to keep the characters busy and in motion rather than actually reflecting anything like human behavior.
Mark Olsen, Los Angeles Times
Rotten
Surely, some Hollywood studio in the 1950s made a prototype of the sprightly if erratic comedy "You May Not Kiss the Bride."
Tom Keogh, Seattle Times
Rotten
It's refreshing for critics when movies like "You May Not Kiss the Bride" come along. We don't get to use words like "insipid" nearly enough.
Bill Goodykoontz, Arizona Republic
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