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Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmer... more

Robert Michael Schneider (born October 31, 1963) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director. A stand-up comic and veteran of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, he went on to a career in feature films, including starring roles in the comedy films Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Animal, The Hot Chick, The Benchwarmers, and Grown Ups.

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50 First Dates
(2004)
Comedy, Romance
Henry is a player skilled at seducing women. But when this veterinarian meets Lucy, a girl with a quirky problem when it comes to total recall, he realizes it's possible to fall in love all over again…and again, and again. That's because the delightful Lucy has no short-term memory, so Henry must woo her day after day until he finally ...
Runtime:
99 min
Director:
Peter Segal
Cast:
Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, Rob Schneider, Sean Astin, Lusia Strus
6.8
45%
48
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
(1992)
Adventure, Comedy, Family
Instead of flying to Florida with his folks, Kevin ends up alone in New York, where he gets a hotel room with his dad's credit card—despite problems from a clerk and meddling bellboy. But when Kevin runs into his old nemeses, the Wet Bandits, he's determined to foil their plans to rob a toy store on Christmas eve.
Runtime:
120 min
Director:
Chris Columbus
Cast:
Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Joe Pesci, Catherine O'Hara, Daniel Stern
6.8
35%
46
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Demolition Man
(1993)
Action, Crime, Science Fiction
Simon Phoenix, a violent criminal cryogenically frozen in 1996, escapes during a parole hearing in 2032 in the utopia of San Angeles. Police are incapable of dealing with his violent ways and turn to his captor, who had also been cryogenically frozen after being wrongfully accused of killing 30 innocent people while apprehending Phoenix.
Runtime:
115 min
Director:
Marco Brambilla
Cast:
Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, Nigel Hawthorne, Denis Leary
6.7
60%
34
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Grandma's Boy
(2006)
Comedy
Even though he's 35, Alex acts more like he's 13, spending his days as the world's oldest video game tester and his evenings developing the next big Xbox game. But when he gets kicked out of his apartment, he's forced to move in with his grandmother.
Runtime:
94 min
Director:
Nicholaus Goossen
Cast:
Linda Cardellini, Allen Covert, Peter Dante, Shirley Knight, Joel David Moore
7.0
16%
33
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Click
(2006)
Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
A married workaholic, Michael Newman doesn't have time for his wife and children, not if he's to impress his ungrateful boss and earn a well-deserved promotion. So when he meets Morty, a loopy sales clerk, he gets the answer to his prayers: a magical remote that allows him to bypass life's little distractions with increasingly hysteric...
Runtime:
107 min
Director:
Frank Coraci
Cast:
Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale, Christopher Walken, David Hasselhoff, Henry Winkler
6.4
34%
45
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Big Daddy
(1999)
Comedy, Drama
A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.
Runtime:
93 min
Director:
Dennis Dugan
Cast:
Adam Sandler, Joey Lauren Adams, Kristy Swanson, Cole Sprouse, Cole Sprouse
6.4
39%
41
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The Longest Yard
(2005)
Comedy
Pro quarter-back, Paul Crewe and former college champion and coach, Nate Scarboro are doing time in the same prison. Asked to put together a team of inmates to take on the guards, Crewe enlists the help of Scarboro to coach the inmates to victory in a football game 'fixed' to turn out quite another way.
Runtime:
113 min
Director:
Peter Segal
Cast:
Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds, Michael Irvin, Nelly
6.4
31%
48
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The Waterboy
(1998)
Comedy
Bobby Boucher is a water boy for a struggling college football team. The coach discovers Boucher's hidden rage makes him a tackling machine whose bone-crushing power might vault his team into the playoffs.
Runtime:
90 min
Director:
Frank Coraci
Cast:
Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates, Kathy Bates, Fairuza Balk, Henry Winkler
6.2
34%
41
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Grown Ups
(2010)
Comedy
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.
Runtime:
102 min
Director:
Dennis Dugan
Cast:
Adam Sandler, Salma Hayek, Maria Bello, Steve Buscemi, Maya Rudolph
6.0
10%
30
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I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
(2007)
Comedy, Romance
Firefighters Chuck Ford and Larry Valentine are guy's guys, loyal to the core—which is why when widower Larry asks Chuck to pose as his gay lover so that he can get domestic partner benefits for his kids, his buddy agrees. However, things get dicey when a bureaucrat comes calling, and the boys are forced to present a picture of domesti...
Runtime:
115 min
Director:
Dennis Dugan
Cast:
Jessica Biel, Ving Rhames, Steve Buscemi, Nicholas Turturro, Allen Covert
5.9
15%
37
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Bedtime Stories
(2008)
Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Romance
Skeeter Bronson is a down-on-his-luck guy who's always telling bedtime stories to his niece and nephew. But his life is turned upside down when the fantastical stories he makes up for entertainment inexplicably turn into reality. Can a bewildered Skeeter manage his own unruly fantasies now that the outrageous characters and situations ...
Runtime:
99 min
Director:
Adam Shankman
Cast:
Adam Sandler, Keri Russell, Guy Pearce, Courteney Cox, Lucy Lawless
6.0
27%
33
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Mr. Deeds
(2002)
Comedy, Romance
When Longfellow Deeds, a small-town pizzeria owner and poet, inherits $40 billion from his deceased uncle, he quickly begins rolling in a different kind of dough. Moving to the big city, Deeds finds himself besieged by opportunists all gunning for their piece of the pie. Babe, a television tabloid reporter, poses as an innocent small-t...
Runtime:
96 min
Director:
Steven Brill
Cast:
Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder, John Turturro, Allen Covert, Peter Gallagher
5.8
22%
24
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Around the World in 80 Days
(2004)
Action, Adventure, Comedy
A bet pits a British inventor, a Chinese thief and a French artist on a worldwide adventure that they can circle the globe in 80 days.
Runtime:
120 min
Director:
Frank Coraci
Cast:
Jackie Chan, Cécile de France, Robert Fyfe, Jim Broadbent, Will Forte
5.9
32%
49
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Big Stan
(2007)
Comedy
Rob Schneider writes and stars in this comedy about a nerdy con man whose swindling ways land him a stiff prison sentence. Terrified at the prospect of being raped in prison he enlists the aid of a mysterious kung-fu expert to teach him how to fight.
Runtime:
105 min
Director:
Rob Schneider
Cast:
Rob Schneider, David Carradine, Jennifer Morrison, Scott Wilson, Richard Kind
6.2
11%
N/A
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You Don't Mess with the Zohan
(2008)
Action, Comedy
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Runtime:
113 min
Director:
Dennis Dugan
Cast:
Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson, Lainie Kazan
5.5
37%
54
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Judge Dredd
(1995)
Science Fiction
In a dystopian future, Dredd, the most famous judge (a cop with instant field judiciary powers) is convicted for a crime he did not commit while his murderous counterpart escapes.
Runtime:
96 min
Director:
Danny Cannon
Cast:
Sylvester Stallone, Diane Lane, Armand Assante, Rob Schneider, Jürgen Prochnow
5.6
22%
N/A
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
Comedy
Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he wrecks the house of a gigolo and needs quick money to repair it. The only way he can make it is to become a gigolo himself, taking on an unusual mix of female clients. He encounters a couple of problems, though. He falls in love with one of his unusu...
Runtime:
88 min
Director:
Mike Mitchell
Cast:
Rob Schneider, William Forsythe, Eddie Griffin, Arija Bareikis, Oded Fehr
5.7
22%
30
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The Hot Chick
(2002)
Comedy, Fantasy
Not only is Jessica Spencer the most popular girl in school -- she is also the meanest. But things change for the attractive teen when a freak accident involving a cursed pair of earrings and a chance encounter at a gas station causes her to switch bodies with Clive, a sleazy crook. Jessica, in the form of the repulsive Clive, struggle...
Runtime:
104 min
Director:
Tom Brady
Cast:
Rob Schneider, Rachel McAdams, Anna Faris, Matthew Lawrence, Eric Christian Olsen
5.5
22%
29
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Down Periscope
(1996)
Comedy
Bumbling Navy lieutenant Tom Dodge has been given one last chance to clean up his record. But Admiral Graham, his nemesis, assigns Dodge to the Stingray, a submarine that can barely keep afloat. To add insult to injury, the Stingray is to be the enemy flagship in the upcoming war games … and to make matters even worse, Dodge's crew is ...
Runtime:
92 min
Director:
David S. Ward
Cast:
Kelsey Grammer, Lauren Holly, Rob Schneider, Harry Dean Stanton, Bruce Dern
6.2
11%
39
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The Benchwarmers
(2006)
Comedy
A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard little league squads.
Runtime:
80 min
Director:
Dennis Dugan
Cast:
Jon Heder, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jon Lovitz, Tim Meadows
5.6
13%
25
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Muppets from Space
(1999)
Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Science Fiction
When Gonzo's breakfast cereal tells him that he's the descendant of aliens from another planet, his attempts at extraterrestrial communication get him kidnapped by a secret government agency, prompting the Muppets to spring into action. It's hard to believe Gonzo's story at first, but Kermit and friends soon find themselves on an epic ...
Runtime:
87 min
Director:
Tim Hill
Cast:
Steve Whitmire, Steve Whitmire, Dave Goelz, Dave Goelz, Bill Barretta
6.3
63%
53
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Little Nicky
(2000)
Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Romance
After the lord of darkness decides he will not cede his throne to any of his three sons, the two most powerful of them escape to Earth to create a kingdom for themselves. This action closes the portal filtering sinful souls to Hell and causes Satan to wither away. He must send his most weak but beloved son, Little Nicky, to Earth to re...
Runtime:
90 min
Director:
Steven Brill
Cast:
Adam Sandler, Patricia Arquette, Harvey Keitel, Rhys Ifans, Tom 'Tiny' Lister Jr.
5.3
21%
38
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The Aristocrats
(2005)
Comedy, Documentary
One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.
Runtime:
89 min
Director:
Paul Provenza
Cast:
Jason Alexander, Jason Alexander, Chris Albrecht, Chris Albrecht, Hank Azaria
6.4
N/A
72
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Necessary Roughness
(1991)
Comedy
When the Texas Southern Armadillos football team is disqualified for cheating and poor grades, the University is forced to pick from a team that actually goes to school. Will they even win a single game?
Runtime:
108 min
Director:
Stan Dragoti
Cast:
Scott Bakula, Héctor Elizondo, Robert Loggia, Harley Jane Kozak, Larry Miller
6.2
33%
45
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Eight Crazy Nights
(2002)
Animation, Comedy, Music
Davey Stone, a 33-year old party animal, finds himself in trouble with the law after his wild ways go too far.
Runtime:
76 min
Director:
Seth Kearsley
Cast:
Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler, Jackie Sandler, Jackie Sandler, Kevin Nealon
5.3
12%
23
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The Animal
(2001)
Comedy
When loser Marvin Mange is involved in a horrible car accident, he's brought back to life by a deranged scientist as half man and half animal. His newfound powers are awesome -- but their adverse side effects could take over his life. Now, Marvin must fight to control his crazy primal urges around his new squeeze, Rianna, and his rival...
Runtime:
84 min
Director:
Luke Greenfield
Cast:
Rob Schneider, Colleen Haskell, John C. McGinley, Ed Asner, Michael Caton
4.8
30%
43
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The Beverly Hillbillies
(1993)
Comedy
Jed Clampett and kin move from Arkansas to Beverly Hills when he becomes a billionaire, after an oil strike. The country folk are very naive with regard to life in the big city, so when Jed starts a search for a new wife there are inevitably plenty of takers and con artists ready to make a fast buck
Runtime:
93 min
Director:
Penelope Spheeris
Cast:
Jim Varney, Diedrich Bader, Erika Eleniak, Cloris Leachman, Lily Tomlin
5.0
22%
37
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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
(2005)
Comedy
Deuce Bigalow goes to Amsterdam after a little accident including two irritating kids and a bunch of aggressive dolphins. There he meets up with his old friend T.J. Hicks. But a mysterious killer starts killing some of Amsterdam's finest gigolos and T.J. is mistaken for the extremely gay murderer. Deuce must enter the gigolo industry a...
Runtime:
83 min
Director:
Mike Bigelow
Cast:
Rob Schneider, Eddie Griffin, Jeroen Krabbé, Til Schweiger, Douglas Sills
4.7
9%
23
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Sandy Wexler
(2017)
Comedy
When a hapless but dedicated talent manager signs his first client who actually has talent, his career finally starts to take off.
Runtime:
130 min
Director:
Steven Brill
Cast:
Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Terry Crews, Kevin James
5.1
27%
40
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Surf Ninjas
(1993)
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family
Two Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China Sea Island. Part of their inheritance are magically-induced martial arts prowess. Using their new powers they act to overthrow the island's current dictator, a despotic madman.
Runtime:
87 min
Director:
Neal Israel
Cast:
Rob Schneider, Ernie Reyes, Jr., Tone Loc, John Karlen, Nicolas Cowan
5.1
11%
N/A
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You May Not Kiss the Bride
(2011)
Action, Comedy, Crime, Romance
An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.
Runtime:
97 min
5.4
N/A
N/A
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Little Man
(2006)
Comedy, Crime
After leaving the prison, the dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins to his moron brother Percy to steal an expensive huge diamond in a jewelry for the mobster Walken. They are chased by the police, and Calvin hides the stone in the purse of the executive Vanessa Edwards, whose husband Darryl Edwards wants to have a baby. Percy convinces Cal...
Runtime:
98 min
Director:
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Cast:
Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Kerry Washington, John Witherspoon, Tracy Morgan
4.5
12%
26
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The Adventures of Pinocchio
(1996)
Animation, Family, Fantasy
One of puppet-maker Geppetto's creations comes magically to life. This puppet, Pinocchio, has one major desire and that is to become a real boy someday. In order to accomplish this goal he has to learn to act responsibly. This film shows you the adventures on which he learns valuable lessons.
Runtime:
90 min
Director:
Steve Barron
Cast:
Martin Landau, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Geneviève Bujold, Udo Kier, Bebe Neuwirth
5.3
35%
N/A
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Knock Off
(1998)
Action, Adventure, Thriller
Marcus Ray, a sales representative for "V SIX" jeans, and his partner, Tommy Hendricks, are about to be busted for selling "knock off" jeans. Their American contact, Karan Leigh, who by the way is not only their employer but a CIA agent sent to find the mole in their operation, is threatening them with a jail term if they do not prove ...
Runtime:
91 min
Director:
Tsui Hark
Cast:
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Lela Rochon, Paul Sorvino, Rob Schneider, Mark Houghton
4.8
8%
37
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Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
(1998)
Comedy
Classic Saturday Night Live skits featuring the hilarious Phil Hartman.
Runtime:
84 min
Director:
Beth McCarthy-Miller, Dave Wilson, Tom Schiller, James Signorelli
Cast:
Phil Hartman, Tom Arnold, Alec Baldwin, Corbin Bernsen, Nancy Carell
7.8
N/A
N/A
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Susan's Plan
(1998)
Comedy
Susan wants her reprehensible ex-husband dead and, in several bungled attempts by henchmen, tries to accomplish the deed.
Runtime:
89 min
5.3
N/A
N/A
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The Chosen One
(2010)
Comedy, Drama
Paul is an ordinary man who is at the end of his rope. He hates his job, his beautiful wife has left him, and his mother and gay, Buddhist-monk brother constantly remind him of his shortcomings. Although Paul doesn't know it yet, his life is about to change in a big way.
Runtime:
101 min
Director:
Rob Schneider
Cast:
Rob Schneider, Steve Buscemi, Holland Taylor, Peter Riegert, Brandon Molale
4.5
N/A
N/A
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American Virgin
(2009)
Comedy
A Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex until marriage discovers that her antics on a night of debauchery, when she reluctantly got drunk for the first time in her life, were captured on camera by a sleazy video producer. Now she and her friends must travel across country to recover t...
Runtime:
82 min
Director:
Clare Kilner
Cast:
Jenna Dewan, Rob Schneider, Jenna Dewan, Chase Ryan Jeffery, Brianne Davis
4.3
N/A
N/A
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Dino Time
(2012)
Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family
When a daredevil kid named Ernie, his sister Julia, and his best friend Max are horsing around in Max's inventor father's workshop, they accidentally trip a time-machine into operation and find themselves transported back in time 65 million years, where they meet a T-Rex named Tyra and her rambunctious dinosaur son Dodger. The unlikely...
Runtime:
85 min
Director:
Yoon-suk Choi, John H. Kafka
Cast:
Rob Schneider, Melanie Griffith, William Baldwin, Jane Lynch, Pamela Adlon
4.7
N/A
N/A
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The Outback
(2012)
Adventure, Animation, Family
Being teased for his color, Johnny the white koala joins a traveling carnival with Hamish, a Tasmanian devil, and Higgens, a photographer monkey as talent agents. On the way through the Australian outback desert, the trailer they are in comes loose and crashes. Johnny must live up to the hero status Hamish presents him as while the out...
Runtime:
85 min
4.7
N/A
N/A