Rotten
It's full of mild goofiness and equally mild messages about believing in yourself. It's all good-natured enough. It just isn't actually good.
Tasha Robinson, AV Club
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
Set sail for adventure!
2008 · 1h 25m · G
Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Directed by
Mike Nawrocki
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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
Overview
A boatload of beloved VeggieTales pals embark on a fun and fresh pirate adventure with their trademark humor and silly songs in The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - A VeggieTales Movie! Larry the Cucumber, Mr. Lunt and Pa Grape find themselves on the ride of their lives when they are mysteriously whisked back to the time when pirates ruled the high seas.
Director and cast
- Mike Nawrocki Director
- Phil Vischer as George / Sedgewick / Willory / Sir Frederick / Mr. Hibbing / Bob the Tomato / Pirate Spy / Pirate Philippe Pea (voice)
- Mike Nawrocki as Elliot / Pirate Jean Claude Pea / Theater Foe / Pirate Spy Sidekick / Pirate with Dummy / Rock Monster Father (voice)
- Cam Clarke as Robert the Terrible / The King (voice)
- Laura Gerow as Eloise (voice)
- Yuri Lowenthal as Alexander (voice)
- Alan Lee as Blind Man / One-Eyed Louie (voice)
- Cydney Trent as Bernadette (Petunia) (voice)
- Keri Pisapia as Ellen (voice)
- Megan Murphy as Madame Blueberry (voice)
- Sondra Morton Chaffin as Caroline (voice)
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
43%
Tomatometer
Rotten
The trio learns that heroes come in all sizes, hardly a revelation to audiences of any age.
Claudia Puig, USA Today
Rotten
This is no savvy Toy Story. It's a boilerplate plot like one you might find in any morning cartoon.
Neil Genzlinger, New York Times
Rotten
I've seen more exciting no-smoking announcements in theaters.
Lou Lumenick, New York Post
Rotten
Aside from the fun musical scenes, the script is pretty lackluster, and the animation could generously be described as old-fashioned.
Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News
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