Fresh
Although Quinn may strike some viewers as more annoying narcissist than self-deprecating charmer, he's a vivid creation.
Gary Goldstein, Los Angeles Times
We'll Never Have Paris
Based on a true story... unfortunately.
2014 · 1h 29m · R
Comedy, Romance
Directed by
Simon Helberg
,
Jocelyn Towne
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We'll Never Have Paris
Overview
Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."
Director and cast
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
27%
Tomatometer
Rotten
This derivative comedy, in addition to not being particularly funny, gives off a sense of telling us more than we needed to know.
Ben Kenigsberg, New York Times
Rotten
[A] Woody Allen-lite comedy ...
Tom Keogh, Seattle Times
Rotten
The danger in writing, directing, producing and casting yourself in the same movie is that there's no one to pull you back from the cliff.
Elizabeth Weitzman, New York Daily News
Rotten
Throughout, Helberg's awkward-anxious routine proves insufferable ...
Nick Schager, Village Voice
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