'Your incompetence is most taxing,' says the chief vampire (Bill Nighy). A line that pretty much nails this rusty Blade.
Underworld
An immortal battle for supremacy.
2003 · 2h 2m · R
Action, Fantasy, Thriller
Directed by
Len Wiseman
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Underworld
Overview
Vampires and werewolves have waged a nocturnal war against each other for centuries. But all bets are off when a female vampire warrior named Selene, who's famous for her strength and werewolf-hunting prowess, becomes smitten with a peace-loving male werewolf, Michael, who wants to end the war.
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Top critics, in their words
The sort of movie in which the head vampire telegraphs his evil by using a cell phone and dressing like the Kinks' Ray Davies in the early '80s.
Dark Shadows for the Playstation 2 generation.
I've been waiting a long time to see a Shakespearean werewolf vampire movie and here it is.
125 minutes is a long time to stare at a movie that's basically in bleached blue-and-white with occasional splotches of brick red.
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