Perhaps the Bible needs an 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Bore. That might stem misfires such as The Ten.
– Bruce Westbrook,
Houston Chronicle,
17 Aug 2007
rotten:
By flaunting its own stupidity, The Ten practically dares you not to laugh at it, like a stand-up comic who sells an unfunny joke through the ferocity of his delivery.
– Rene Rodriguez,
Miami Herald,
17 Aug 2007
rotten:
Thou shalt be funny. Thou, in this case, isn't.
– Roger Moore,
Orlando Sentinel,
23 Aug 2007
rotten:
Those worried about incurring God's wrath by seeing The Ten, don't concern yourselves -- by watching the film, you've suffered enough.
– Scott Craven,
Arizona Republic,
30 Aug 2007
fresh:
...brings to mind the fondly remembered Kentucky Fried Movie/Amazon Women on the Moon anthos from the '70s and '80s.