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Misbehavior Will End
2005 · 10m · N/A
Action, Comedy
Directed by
Jalmari Helander
Overview
Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.
Director and cast
- Jalmari Helander Director
- Otso Tarkela as Father Christmas
- Onni Tommila as Boy
- Tommi Korpela as Marker
- Jorma Tommila as Sniper
- Tazu Ovaska as Tracker
- Niko Saarela as Harbour Worker
- Petri Manninen as Harbour Worker
- Kari Miettinen as Harbour Worker
- Kimmo Tolvanen as Harbour Worker
- Aimo Lehtonen as Father Christmas - in training
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