Bright and vicious, desperate and cruel, the characters of the first two stories pop with a kind of nihilistic joie de vivre that makes you want to hug them and kill them at once.
– Carina Chocano,
Los Angeles Times,
31 Aug 2007
fresh:
The dialogue snaps, crackles and pops. And confusing as they may be, the stories are never boring.
– Jack Mathews,
New York Daily News,
31 Aug 2007
rotten:
The Nines, which in real life began as a TV project, wavers uncomfortably between satire and dime-store existentialism on the big screen.
– Lou Lumenick,
New York Post,
31 Aug 2007
rotten:
The cosmic "resolution" that ties the stories together proves less interesting than the stories themselves.
– Gene Seymour,
Newsday,
31 Aug 2007
rotten:
This overreaching, Lynch-lite comic drama is the mediocre directorial debut of screenwriter John August ('Charlie's Angels', 'Big Fish') and, if nothing else, demonstrates why some writers should stick to their laptops.