John and his girlfriend have vowed to marry once they save $30,000 for their dream house. But the minute they achieve their financial goal, John finds out his niece has been accepted at Harvard, and he's reminded of his promise to pay for her tuition (nearly $30,000). John's friend Duff convinces him to turn to petty crime to make the payment … but Duff's hare-brained schemes spin quickly out of control.
The timing in nearly every scene seems a half beat off.
– Bruce Fretts,
Entertainment Weekly,
19 Sep 2002
rotten:
Whenever Green shows up to do his semi-improvised, non-acting shtick ... this otherwise sprightly and intermittently amusing movie suddenly feels like a ship dragging its anchor.
– John Patterson,
L.A. Weekly,
19 Sep 2002
rotten:
There's a funny movie trapped somewhere inside Stealing Harvard, but the finished product offers only fleeting glimpses of it.
– Scott Von Doviak,
Fort Worth Star-Telegram/DFW.com,
8 Jan 2003
rotten:
Weird, then, how the cast play as if holding their breath for the pay cheque.
– Derek Adams,
Time Out,
24 Jun 2006
rotten:
Among the squandered supporting cast are Dennis Farina, Chris Penn, Megan Mullally, and Seymour Cassel.