It's Halloween night and video store clerk Stan Helsing just got stuck with a last minute request to deliver some videos. With his best friend, his best friend's date, and a smoking hot ex-girlfriend waiting to go to a party, Stan convinces them to take a side trip to Stormy Night Estates for the drop. But the group gets locked inside and Stan discovers he's actually Stan Van Helsing, descendan
By the time we reach the climactic karaoke smackdown, we have learned more about Freddy Kruegera(TM)s personal hygiene challenges -- and how to make a shockingly bad movie -- than we ever wanted to know.
– Jeannette Catsoulis,
New York Times,
23 Oct 2009
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How do you make fun of boredom without being boring? Well, that's a tall task requiring lots of smarts and even more artistry.
– Rick Groen,
Globe and Mail,
23 Oct 2009
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If there's one thing of which the cinematic world doesn't need more, it's horror movie spoofs.
– Frank Scheck,
Hollywood Reporter,
23 Oct 2009
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If Stan does nothing else, it should at least get its four leads some attention.
– John Anderson,
Variety,
26 Oct 2009
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Like garlic, holy water and silver bullets for our mythic evildoers, Stan Helsing is a surefire repellent to any good time.