When five sorority girls inadvertently cause the murder of one of their sisters in a prank gone wrong, they agree to keep the matter to themselves and never speak of it again, so they can get on with their lives. This proves easier said than done, when after graduation a mysterious killer goes after the five of them and anyone who knows their secret.
The "scary'' moments are of the sneak-up-on-you-from-behind variety, but there's little suspense.
– Jonathan Perry,
Boston Globe,
14 Sep 2009
rotten:
The tedious flick offers little more than a few scares, and plenty of boobs. And we're not just talking about the cast.
– Kate Ward,
Entertainment Weekly,
14 Sep 2009
rotten:
Sorority Row is an interminable mess of a film that juggles more characters and undeveloped subplots than it can handle and even manages to bungle the setup.
– Stephen Holden,
New York Times,
14 Sep 2009
rotten:
Call me the sarcastic sister, but the only thing screaming in any convincing way here are the cheap look, epileptic direction, and off-key, "edgy" humor.
– Michelle Orange,
Village Voice,
15 Sep 2009
rotten:
It's yet another '80s slasher remake, so you know the drill...er, the tire iron pimped out with blades.