Mobsters and Mormons
The only thing they had in common. . . was the family.
2005 · 1h 33m · PG
Action, Comedy
Directed by
John E. Moyer
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Mobsters and Mormons
Overview
When Carmine “The Beans” Pasquale is nabbed by the FBI, he decides to testify against his mafia boss and go into the Witness Relocation Program with his wife Gina and son Vincent. Now known as George, Linda and Patrick Cheeseman, the Pasquale family is sent to suburban Utah to begin their new life. But can the “Cheesemans” survive in a world where everyone is Mormon, all coffee is bad and scrapbooking reigns supreme?
Director and cast
- John E. Moyer Director
- Mark DeCarlo as Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman
- Michael Kagan as Mafia Boss
- Jeanette Puhich as Gina Pasquale / Linda Cheeseman
- Clayton Taylor as Vincent Pasquale / Patrick Cheeseman
- Scott Christopher as Michael Jaymes
- Britani Bateman as Kate Jaymes
- Britani Bateman Underwood as Kate Jaymes
- Olesya Rulin as Julie Jaymes
- Jan Broberg Felt as Louise Means
- John E. Moyer Cast
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