Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
Machete Kills is a film in which style sardonically routs substance, a cloying gag built around the iconic quality of Trejo's matchlessly craggy face, which resembles a plate of sundried corned beef.
– David Hiltbrand,
Philadelphia Inquirer,
15 Oct 2013
rotten:
Machete Kills plays like a joke that's been told a few times too often.
– James Berardinelli,
ReelViews,
11 Oct 2013
rotten:
When a celebrity chef like Rodriguez is just going through the motions, we can smell that the grindhouse fad is way past its expiration date. It's time to put a fork in it.
– Joe Williams,
St. Louis Post-Dispatch,
11 Oct 2013
rotten:
"Machete Kills" is barely a movie. It's an inside joke wrapped in a fanboy fantasy, pieced together through a haze of ironic detachment.
– Adam Graham,
Detroit News,
11 Oct 2013
rotten:
Endless assault weapons, exploding helicopters, crashing cars and floors splattered with blood, limbs and entrails, all adding up to nothing.