John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Half a decade has passed and Ted's son Apollo Creed is preparing to go to school, but when Donny escapes from prison and kidnaps Apollo and Lori and Nick's twins, the gang must work together, along with Lori and Nick to save them before Donny can ship them to Spain.