Killing Mary Sue

The adventures of pirate Captain Red and his first mate Frog.

Runtime

2h 4m

Director

Roman Polanski

Cast

Walter Matthau, Cris Campion, Damien Thomas

Burt Lancaster plays a pirate with a taste for intrigue and acrobatics who involves himself in the goings on of a revolution in the Caribbean in the late 1700s. A light hearted adventure involving prison breaks, an oddball scientist, sailing ships, naval fights and tons of swordplay.

Runtime

1h 45m

Director

Robert Siodmak

Cast

Burt Lancaster, Nick Cravat, Eva Bartok

A small, lone Kappa miraculously survives over 200 years into modern day Japan, when he is found by young Koichi. Coo, who is secretly adopted by Koichi's family, searches with his new human friend for unpopulated places in hopes of finding any remaining of his kind.

Runtime

2h 18m

Director

Keiichi Hara

Cast

Kazato Tomizawa, Takahiro Yokokawa, Naoki Tanaka

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa a...

Runtime

1h 21m

Director

Jonathan Kesselman

Cast

Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Andy Dick

When an elite assassin marries a beautiful computer whiz after a whirlwind romance, he gives up the gun and settles down with his new bride. That is, until he learns that someone from his past has put a contract out on his life.

Runtime

1h 40m

Director

Robert Luketic

Cast

Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl, Tom Selleck