The equivalent of throwing "Jurassic Park," "Avatar" and the absolute worst episode ever of "Land of the Lost" in a blender and pushing "garble."
– Tom Long,
Detroit News,
10 Feb 2012
fresh:
The equivalent of those pre-made sandwiches you buy at Starbucks -- not bad for you, and not entirely lacking in flavor, but nothing particularly memorable, either.
– Alonso Duralde,
TheWrap,
10 Feb 2012
rotten:
I swear some of the giant, Day-Glo vegetation had "Property of 'Lost in Space'" stamped on it.
– Stephen Whitty,
Newark Star-Ledger,
10 Feb 2012
rotten:
Offers giant rocks clearly made of Styrofoam and Dwayne Johnson, who fits the same description.
– Rafer Guzman,
Newsday,
10 Feb 2012
rotten:
Surely the silliest outing for Caine since he swatted rampaging killer bees in the 1978 disaster flick "The Swarm."