Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
The Power of Jesus Impales You!
2001 · 1h 25m · R
Action, Comedy, Horror
Directed by
Lee Demarbre
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Overview
The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.
Director and cast
- Lee Demarbre Director
- Phil Caracas as Jesus Christ
- Murielle Varhelyi as Maxine Schreck
- Maria Moulton as Mary Magnum
- Tim Devries as Father Eustace
- Ian Driscoll as Johnny Golgatha
- Josh Grace as Dr. Praetorious
- Tracy Lance as Gloria Oddbottom
- Glen Jones as Father Alban
- Mike Funk as Danny Sabbath
- Lucky Ron as Blind Jimmy Leper
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