The wisecracks and the swaggering are as unrelieved as the film's almost comically ecstatic gunplay. Someone must have figured audiences like things this way.
Fatal Beauty
An earthquake is about to hit L.A. It's called Detective Rita Rizzoli.
1987 · 1h 44m · R
Action, Comedy
Directed by
Tom Holland
Overview
Detective Rita Rizzoli is accustomed to donning costumes and going undercover to nail crooks. But she'll be required to use all of her get-ups and more when a major cocaine ring is suspected of turning out a potent new strain of the drug, called "Fatal Beauty." With the help of her partner and a former bodyguard for a local cartel, Rita will do whatever it takes to find out who's dealing Fatal Beauty and stop them.
Director and cast
- Tom Holland Director
- Whoopi Goldberg as Rita Rizzoli
- Sam Elliott as Mike Marshak
- Rubén Blades as Carl Jimenez
- Harris Yulin as Conrad Kroll
- John P. Ryan as Lt. Kellerman
- Jennifer Warren as Cecile Jaeger
- Brad Dourif as Leo Nova
- Mike Jolly as Earl Skinner
- Charles Hallahan as Deputy Getz
- David Ryan Harris as Raphael
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
Goldberg's best work since The Color Purple.
Bloody, boring and pandering, is as poisonous as the drug trade it pretends to defame.
Tom Holland directed from a script and story credited to three individuals, anyone could have knocked this one out during coffee break.
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