I honestly have no clue who this film is for. Whoever they are, they're likely to walk out of the theater wanting a refund.
Cooties
Please don't feed the children.
2014 · 1h 28m · R
Action, Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction, Thriller
Directed by
Cary Murnion
,
Jonathan Milott
Overview
A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives.
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Top critics, in their words
While directors Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion want to have their laughs and horror, too, the film is something of a zombie itself: half-alive and bloody, but lacking any heart.
With "Cooties," what starts as recess fades all too rapidly into movie detention.
It's not really funny enough to achieve grown-up cachet, and it's too ugly and violent for younger viewers.
What could have been an amusing and entertaining zombie flick is, instead, a slog.
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