This garish update of the campy '60s sitcom is a brainless floparooney.
Car 54, Where Are You?
An arresting comedy.
1994 · 1h 29m · PG-13
Action, Comedy
Directed by
Bill Fishman
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Car 54, Where Are You?
Overview
Brash NYC policeman Officer Gunther Toody is partnered with stiff, by-the-book Officer Francis Muldoon to protect an important mafia witness prior to testifying against orgainzed crime in Brooklyn, all the while dealing with their personal lives, overbearing spouses, common criminals, arms dealers, and their officious boss Captain Anderson.
Director and cast
- Bill Fishman Director
- David Johansen as Officer Gunther Toody
- John C. McGinley as Officer Francis Muldoon
- Fran Drescher as Velma Velour
- Nipsey Russell as Police Captain Dave Anderson
- Rosie O'Donnell as Lucille Toody
- Daniel Baldwin as Don Motti
- Jeremy Piven as Herbert Hortz
- Bobby C. Collins as Carlo (as Bobby C. Collins)
- Penn Jillette as Luther (as Penn)
- Louis Di Bianco Cast
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
At least we know now why this latest big-screen version of a vintage TV series was parked on the shelf more than two years.
Though it has a potentially funny cast, this sprawling comedy has been made in a near-total wit vacuum.
A stupid movie. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid. If you pay money to see it, then you're stupid. I got paid to see it, and I feel stupid.
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