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Bordello of Blood
Evil bites!
Evil bites!
Comedy, Horror - 1996
Bordello of Blood
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A seedy private eye gets more than he ever bargained for when a missing persons case leads him to a brothel overseen by the mother of vampires and her lusty army of the undead.
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Details

Runtime:
87 min
Release date:
16 Aug 1996
Country:
US
Languages:
English, Spanish
Budget:
$15,000,000
Revenue:
$5,600,000
Awards:
N/A

Top Critics Reviews

rotten:
Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.
– Joe Leydon,
Variety,
19 May 2008
rotten:
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
– Richard Harrington,
Washington Post,
22 Jan 2002
fresh:
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
– Jack Mathews,
Los Angeles Times,
21 Feb 2001
rotten:
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
– Peter Stack,
San Francisco Chronicle,
1 Jan 2000
rotten:
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
– Lawrence Van Gelder,
New York Times,
1 Jan 2000
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