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Bordello of Blood
Overview
A seedy private eye gets more than he ever bargained for when a missing persons case leads him to a brothel overseen by the mother of vampires and her lusty army of the undead.
Director and cast
- Gilbert Adler Director
- Dennis Miller as Rafe Guttman
- Erika Eleniak as Katherine Verdoux
- Angie Everhart as Lillith
- Chris Sarandon as Reverend Current
- Corey Feldman as Caleb Verdoux
- John Kassir as The Crypt Keeper (voice)
- William Sadler as Mummy
- Aubrey Morris as McCutcheon
- Phil Fondacaro as Vincent Prather
- Kiara Hunter as Tamara
Critics on Rotten Tomatoes
Top critics, in their words
Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun.
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
This gory vampire spoof is remarkably free of jolts, hardly registering as a fright film, with a series of weak special effects involving many globs of guts.
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
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