Can mankind defeat the army of darkness unleashed by an ancient evil cult?
Can mankind defeat the army of darkness unleashed by an ancient evil ...
Action, Fantasy, Horror
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2005
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Edward Carnby is a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. His cases delve into the dark corners of the world, searching for truth in the occult remnants of ancient civilizations. Now, the greatest mystery of his past is about to become the most dangerous case he has ever faced.
When the giant, intelligent bees of the future sift through the ashes of our civilization, they will find Alone in the Dark, and they will understand. It's so bad it's postmodern.
– Scott Brown,
Entertainment Weekly,
2 Feb 2005
rotten:
The garish editing and stilted, exposition-only dialogue induce the frisson of an America's Most Wanted re-enactment that pays unexpected, sidesplitting returns.
– Benjamin Strong,
Village Voice,
2 Feb 2005
rotten:
Maybe the only people who can explain this flick's nonsensical plotline are those who squandered their youth mastering the Atari video game on which it's based.
– Chuck Wilson,
L.A. Weekly,
3 Feb 2005
rotten:
A violent and incomprehensible piece of gibberish.
– Rex Reed,
New York Observer,
3 Feb 2005
rotten:
Christian Slater and Stephen Dorff, the reigning princes of Hollywood schlock, join forces in this brain-dead adaptation of a popular video game.