The original Alfie was as much overrated as the remake is underrated. Split the difference.
– Andrew Sarris,
New York Observer,
18 Nov 2004
rotten:
Charles Shyer (who processed the Parent Trap and Father of the Bride updates) plays coy with most matters sexual-an odd and puritanical approach to a character who molds his entire existence around the procurement and enjoyment of sex.
– Jessica Winter,
Village Voice,
9 Nov 2004
rotten:
The question of 'Why?' (more than 'What's it all about?) still lingers where this remake is concerned.
– James Berardinelli,
ReelViews,
7 Nov 2004
rotten:
This is an ugly, blue-tinged movie that telegraphs every plot turn.
– David Edelstein,
Slate,
5 Nov 2004
rotten:
His carefully tousled blond mop? His devilish blue eyes? His oily pickup lines and false promises coated in a cool British ahccent? Please.