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Known for shaking without cessation, Eddie has returned from the dead after accepting an offer of two tickets to Paradise. Eddie, known for his business sense and ferocious abacus skills, was selected as the drummer because he had more fingers than all the others (a staggering 8!). Nevertheless he is missing one thumb and is quite sore a... more